The Dirty Lungs

I really love llamas. and my cats, MonkeyFace and cayenne.

pencilcozy:

slayyy-queen:

get-up-n-go:

skinnyfitconfident:

sassy-banana:

fangirlingmywaytofitness:

blackisflawless:

phloeticexpressions:

euqinomdrawoh:

hoelita:

IM MOVING TO ATLANTA

AGAIN! This man is running a spin class, not on the bike, and STILL getting his workout on, like… I’m moving to Atlanta too, shit.

This is the kind of activities that make or break friendships.
"Aye girl you wanna grab a drink after work?"
"BITCH YOU KNOW I GOT SPIN CLASS AT 6"

that twerk gave me killed me then brought me back to life

this made my day to be honest

my kind of workout

If I could be in that class, I’d never miss a workout

everything about this is magnificent 

Reason #23450 that I need to move to Atlanta

My friend goes to this class and says it’s the best thing ever.

(Source: southcacdude)

wandering-hippie:

I don’t understand why we have such a stigma with nudity

we all have the same parts its just skin like why is there such a taboo

i honestly don’t understand the sexualisation of our bodies

why does naked have to equal sex

flesh is flesh and its still flesh when covered with cotton or leather or just fucking bare

chill out with your disgust at something so exquisitely beautiful.

(via lunaticvibrations)

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

(via pencilcozy)

Convo I just had with my dad

  • Dad: hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping do you need anything?
  • Me: uuuhhh....
  • Me: contemplates wether or not I should ask him to get me pads since I need them desperately
  • Dad: anything at all?
  • Me: uh... Yeah.... Can you get me some pads
  • Dad: Sure
  • Me: Are you serious? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?
  • Dad: Natalie, I'm a 56 year old man who has been buying pads for your mother for over 20 years. No I'm not embarrassed.
  • Me: But I thought guys get squirmish when we ask them to buy this stuff for us
  • Dad: boys are squirmish. Men will step out and buy you as many pads and tampons as you need. A man will understand that you cannot control your cycle and that this is a natural bodily process. So, if you ever find a guy who's too embarrassed to buy you pad just bleed on everything he owns.
  • Me: OMG DAD

wonderous-world:

The stunning sight of hundreds of bright blue butterflies was almost too much for the six-month-old kitten, Lepa, as he bounced over and started trying to catch them. The comical chase was captured by student Natalia Moldovanova in Leningrad Oblast, Russia. After awhile Lepa got tired and collapsed among the butterflies, seemingly in paradise | Article.

(via strawberryfeelings)

madokasmagical:

Tbh saying something like “I hate cis people” on tumblr isn’t fighting fire with fire, it’s more like saying “I hate fire” while burning to death only to get lectured by said fire about how not all fire is like that and it occasionally keeps you warm

(Source: spacekid34, via sailor-ramiel)

supernovadobe:

taco-man-andre:

third-eyenavigator:

wingthingaling:

The phantasmagorical and surreal animal sculptures by Canadian artist Ellen Jewett. Between dream and nightmare, some strange creations born of a symbiosis between organic and mechanical elements, a meeting between fantasy, gothic and steampunk. Some very detailed sculptures in clay on a metal frame.

Visit her website at http://www.creaturesfromel.ca/

via Ufunk.net

i find some cool shit on tumblr

neat

I can’t even imagine from working with Polymer clay that I could ever, this is some absolute fantastic work- please visit the site guys. It’s amazing.

(via whatsher-face)

elliegalaxies:

kiss-my-sassyness:

I was literally the most embarrassing 13 year old in the whole world 

DID YOU REALLY JUST TRY TO STEAL MY POST ?? ??? MY FUCKING NAME IS IN THE PICTURE 


^

elliegalaxies:

kiss-my-sassyness:

I was literally the most embarrassing 13 year old in the whole world 

DID YOU REALLY JUST TRY TO STEAL MY POST ?? ??? MY FUCKING NAME IS IN THE PICTURE 

^

(via pizza)